My dog ate my lonely heart advert

Chris (45) 

Male / Single / ID: 2718424
Neath, West Glamorgan, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 20 - 45
For: Friendship, Romance / Dating, Marriage

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Education: Masters Degree
Have children: No
Drink: Don't drink
Smoke: Don't smoke
Religion: Christian - Protestant
Occupation: Finance / Banking / Real Estate

The last time I wrote a lonely heart advert my dog ate it and subsequently choked to death. I'm hoping for better results with this one. I sense a lot of sadness behind most of these ads. Not this one though ! I'm double dosed until next springs repeat prescription review. I have a well develope...read more >>

The last time I wrote a lonely heart advert my dog ate it and subsequently choked to death. I'm hoping for better results with this one. I sense a lot of sadness behind most of these ads. Not this one though ! I'm double dosed until next springs repeat prescription review. I have a well developed sense of humour, nice teeth & good taste in shoes. I value character & intelligence foremost over wealth, status & looks. But that said my ideal partner would be an attractive lady who prefers to spend more time exercising than drinking in the pub. I really enjoy trying to keep fat at my local gym. I like 70's & 80's music & hoovering up my carpets too Madonna. I'm looking for someone who can laugh at me & with me every day. I'm really enjoying my life right now & it would be great to have someone special to share it with me. But no earthy Capricorns, Virgos or Taureans need apply. In fact I only ever date women in Feburary when my moon is in the seventh house. There are exceptions if your a Cancer with an Aquarian moon, or a Libra with a cousin called Derek, or a Scorpio with a dachshund, please write as I'm fast running out of excuses as to why I haven't had a girlfriend for ages. I wish I was special But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here ! I definitely belong here coz i'm single, and you'll have to be ****ing amazing to change that!!!... well.. im just kidding , you can have me ...please !! LOL

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About Chris

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Gender: Male Female
Age: 45 20 - 45
Lives in: Neath, West Glamorgan, United Kingdom Any
Relocate: Willing to relocate to another country Any
Appearance 
Hair color: Brown Any
Hair length: Short Any
Hair type: Straight Any
Eye color: Grey Any
Eye wear: None Any
Height: 5'11" (181 cm) Any
Weight: 98 kg (216 lb) Any
Body style: Athletic Any
Ethnicity: Other Any
Facial hair: Clean Shaven N/A
Best feature: My Wallet Any
Body art: None Any
Appearance: Attractive Any
Lifestyle 
Drink: Don't drink Any
Smoke: Don't smoke Any
Marital Status: Single Any
Have children: No Any
Number of children: N/A Any
Oldest child: N/A Any
Youngest child: N/A Any
Want (more) children: Not Sure Any
Have pets: No Pets Any
Occupation: Finance / Banking / Real Estate Any
Employment status: Other Any
Income: Prefer not to say Any
Home type: House Any
Living situation: Live Alone Any
Background / Cultural Values 
Nationality: United Kingdom Any
Education: Masters Degree Any
Languages spoken: English Any
English ability: Fluent Any
Portuguese ability: No Answer Any
Spanish ability: No Answer Any
Religion: Christian - Protestant Any
Religious values: No Answer Any
Star sign: Libra Any
Personal 
Bust cup size: N/A Any
Bust: N/A Any
Waist: N/A Any
Hips: N/A Any
Hobbies & Interests
Entertainment: Computers / Internet, Education, Investing / Finance, Movies / Cinema
Food: American, Thai
Music: Country / Folk, Rock, Soft Rock
Sport: Bodybuilding, Surfing, Swimming, Walking

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