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My dog ate my lonely heart advert

Last active: over 12 months ago
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Last active: over 12 months ago

Chris
Standard Member

45 Neath, West Glamorgan, United Kingdom

Male / Single / ID: 2718424

Seeking Female 20 - 45 For: Friendship, Romance / Dating, Marriage

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Quick Overview

Chris

He's Looking For

Education:

Masters Degree
Any

Have children:

No
Any

Drink:

Don't drink
Any

Smoke:

Don't smoke
Any

Religion:

Christian - Protestant
Any

Occupation:

Finance / Banking / Real Estate
Any

Member Overview

The last time I wrote a lonely heart advert my dog ate it and subsequently choked to death. I'm hoping for better results with this one. I sense a lot of sadness behind most of these ads. Not this one though ! I'm double dosed until next springs repeat prescription review. I have a well develope...
The last time I wrote a lonely heart advert my dog ate it and subsequently choked to death. I'm hoping for better results with this one. I sense a lot of sadness behind most of these ads. Not this one though ! I'm double dosed until next springs repeat prescription review. I have a well developed sense of humour, nice teeth & good taste in shoes. I value character & intelligence foremost over wealth, status & looks. But that said my ideal partner would be an attractive lady who prefers to spend more time exercising than drinking in the pub. I really enjoy trying to keep fat at my local gym. I like 70's & 80's music & hoovering up my carpets too Madonna. I'm looking for someone who can laugh at me & with me every day. I'm really enjoying my life right now & it would be great to have someone special to share it with me. But no earthy Capricorns, Virgos or Taureans need apply. In fact I only ever date women in Feburary when my moon is in the seventh house. There are exceptions if your a Cancer with an Aquarian moon, or a Libra with a cousin called Derek, or a Scorpio with a dachshund, please write as I'm fast running out of excuses as to why I haven't had a girlfriend for ages. I wish I was special But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here ! I definitely belong here coz i'm single, and you'll have to be ****ing amazing to change that!!!... well.. im just kidding , you can have me ...please !! LOL
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Seeking

Whoever makes me smile
Whoever makes me smile

More About Me

Chris

He's Looking For

Basic

Gender:
Male
Female
Age:
For privacy reasons, age is accurate to within 2 weeks
45
20 - 45
Lives in:
Neath, West Glamorgan, United Kingdom
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Relocate:
Willing to relocate to another country
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Appearance

Hair color:
Brown
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Hair length:
Short
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Hair type:
Straight
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Eye color:
Grey
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Eye wear:
None
Any
Height:
5'11" (181 cm)
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Weight:
98 kg (216 lb)
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Body style:
Athletic
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Ethnicity:
Other
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Facial hair:
Clean Shaven
N/A
Best feature:
My Wallet
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Body art:
None
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Appearance:
Attractive
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Lifestyle

Drink:
Don't drink
Any
Smoke:
Don't smoke
Any
Marital Status:
Single
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Have children:
No
Any
Number of children:
N/A
Any
Oldest child:
N/A
Any
Youngest child:
N/A
Any
Want (more) children:
Not Sure
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Have pets:
No Pets
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Occupation:
Finance / Banking / Real Estate
Any
Employment status:
Other
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Income:
Prefer not to say
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Home type:
House
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Living situation:
Live Alone
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Background / Cultural Values

Nationality:
United Kingdom
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Education:
Masters Degree
Any
Languages spoken:
English
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English ability:
Fluent
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Portuguese ability:
No Answer
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Spanish ability:
No Answer
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Religion:
Christian - Protestant
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Religious values:
No Answer
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Star sign:
Libra
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Personal

Bust cup size:
N/A
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Bust:
N/A
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Waist:
N/A
Any
Hips:
N/A
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Hobbies & Interests

Entertainment:

Computers / Internet, Education, Investing / Finance, Movies / Cinema

Food:

American, Thai

Music:

Country / Folk, Rock, Soft Rock

Sport:

Bodybuilding, Surfing, Swimming, Walking

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