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Robertjp
60 Ocoee, Florida, United States
Seeking: Female 31 - 44
NO ASSEMBLY REQUIRED Thats Right! Act quickly to get this one of a kind model that comes fully equipped with an education, home, child and kind demeanor. Already fully trained, he can cook, clean and open a door for a lady. FULLY WARRANTED from aberrant behavior, mental and physical breakdowns (at least for the foreseeable future) and comes with a MONEY BACK GUARANTEE!!! (I always pay for diner). Disclaimer: grumpiness ensues if you lie, cheat, steal or are non compliant with the terms set forth herein or wake my butt up at 3 am except in cases of extreme emergencies (which doesn't include I forgot to put the T.seat back down). Management will likely be "out to lunch" (ie u should pass me by) IF: you do not adore children, (I DO!!!!) especially mine (he'll be 8 soon) your PMSing 29 out of every 30 days of the month you yourself do not possess a kind easy going disposition and a decent sense of humor you believe txting is a good form of "getting to know one another" (I'm interested in dating you not this computer or my Iphone) your phone "doesn't work" or you don't "have time to talk on the phone" you have an inability to distinguish between a debate or good argument and a fight you do not enjoy family activities like theme parks, water parks, movies, diner, beaches, camping, biking... you snore (fair is fair - I don't) you aren't at least a lil romantic you aren't a very affectionate type of woman you can't budget or balance a checkbook your photo is from High School do not want a monogamous long term relationship that will lead to marriage in the near future YOU should definitely pass me by IF you didn't bother to read my profile - wait - if u read it, well u get, it if u didn't, you wouldn't see this anyway lol) you didn't write your own profile and don't know what's in it!!! OR it's inaccurate!!! (what else aren't you telling me???)
Stanley
53 Ocoee, Florida, United States
Seeking: Female 27 - 46