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Soy yo. Muchos intentan ser personas que en verdad no son. Pero yo trato de conocer a mi mismo, y es la llave a la felicidad. Soy inglés. Mis padres son de Sri Lanka pero nací y vivo aquí cerca de Londres. Aprendi el español en Panamá donde tenía una Novia. Pero después tuve que regresar a ingletarra y nos separamos. Hasta ahora he viajado bastante y ya estoy listo para establecer una vida llena de amor (contigo quizas??).

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Humorous and witty man who enjoys life to the fullest. I am a born romantic. I like to wine and dine my date, (I can cook for her if she wants) followed by dancing and then a romantic stroll on a beach. Nobody is perfect, but I try to be a good human being, I believe in strong family values and helping others who are less fortunate.

Independent, young, fit 44 year old, I'm well traveled (want to do more)and happy in my own skin (sometimes too happy, hence still single!!) I love the great outdoors and try and get out there as much as possible, with mountain biking playing a large part of my leisure time. I am open minded, and treat others the way I would like to be treated. I'm playful and fun to be around. I'm looking for someone who like me, can be shy at first, has personality and likes people, but sometimes feels insecure, someone who I can talk to or listen to, someone who is there when you need them, someone who appreciates the pleasures in life but appreciates lifes ups and downs. I want to meet someone, who like me has a busy and fun life but wants a bit extra, a friend and companion, when you want them but not all the time. Someone who likes to laugh and have fun, is open minded. Someone who's cup is half full but sometimes spills it!!

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OK. Just to be clear. I am looking for a long term relationship. My dream is to get married and have my own family. So please. If you are not serious about wanting a future and a family please don't waste my time or yours. Again. I am looking for some one I can get to know. Have a relationship and hopefully get married and have a family together. If you are looking for the same thing and thing we might get along then message me. I don't mind if 18-40 as long as want a future and a family. My friends say I have a big heart. I just really want to give it to some one. Hope you are all OK and having a nice day. Speak soon and take care. Maybe we chat SnoopGodly if you want to talk :) x oh. I am 30 years old and was born December 30 in 1987. It won't let me change this and I don't know why :(

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I'm a scientist based in London. I play football, badminton and guitars. I love gym workout, music, making music, travelling, cooking. I am an open book, always have been. I have my shortcomings, but I believe my other attributes are as much. Since I am a scientist, I have this tendency to be highly logical in my reasoning.. Rest assured, I am no robot either (but robots are cool though). I can safely say that I am loyal to a fault, close with my family members, have a couple of friend circles that many people describe nowadays as 'BFFs' (roll eyes emoji here). Although looking fancy with a PHD on my forehead, don't be alarmed. I got all my qualifications through luck and grabbed opportunities. I am not that smart. Most women here mentioned about wanting a 'fun and funny guy'. So let me put it out there; I am funny and have always been a joker in all of my social circles. However, the fun part depends on perspectives (and culture differences). These are the only things I am proud of myself: my athletism, me playing football, me living alone for many many years far from my family, my survival instincts, my ability to type this without looking, my body (as if!) and my lame jokes. OK just a little bit more; I don't have an obsessive compulsive disorder, nor do I have a perfectionism persona. I just like to see, neat and, in an orderly fashion. Oh I am not into fashion. I am still wearing the same pile of clothes from last year (but they are clean, maybe cleaner than yours lols jk). I just don't like to use my brain to think when choosing outfits every time. I like shoes, only to look at and window shop. There is a pair of shoes that I still use from 3 years ago. so can you see now? don't talk to me about loyalty. My own characteristics personify that word gleefully. Yes. That is one word I just used, and googled. So it's legit. Okay now I can sleep. AND I HATE BEANSPROUTS!

I'm a laid back, young professional with a seriously positive outlook on life. I guess like many of you, I've got to the point in my life where I've started thinking about the bigger picture. I have a love of films, music and the art of telling a story. In my spare time, I cant wait to get out of the country and see this little rock of ours! I love most forms of sport and try to see live gigs as often as I can. I'm equally happy with a quiet night in with a bottle of wine and a fantastic conversation or alternatively painting the town red until the early hours of the morning. I'm lucky that I'm half way up the ladder to a decent career in Finance. Working for one of the biggest companies in the world is definitely an eye opener, with no day like the other!

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I am easy going and hard working self employed , so I am very flexible with time. I spend most of my spare time taking my dogs out for walks on the coast or moors. Pubs and clubs are not my thing anymore ,I have done all of that, now I would rather go out for a good meal with good company.

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Hi I'm new to this big world thay say well I got sick off fishing in this wee pound in Ireland I'm a free man after to many years to rember so I want to get my rod out fishing in that big lovey blue sea I hear it's full off lovey girls so I come to see for myself xxx💋😘🍻🌹🎉

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I am of small stature. I use crutches to get around. I drive a normal car. I was brought up with normal size people. I am very independent. I lost my wife about 4 years ago & now I feel ready to find a new romance. I am not a person for playing mind games or buying a relationship.

It SPEAK ABOUT ME AND MUITERRIMO FACIL. HOWEVER I THINK THAT WHEN ITSELF POCURA FRIENDSHIPS, INTERESTS MORE THE INTERIOR OF HIM BE A HUMAN, JA THAT A GRNDE LOVE I AM PERSISTS FOR MANY YEARS PELOINTIMO OF EACH AN AND NEVER BY HIS OUTSIDE. BAD WRETCHES THOSE THAT I AM KNOW TO APPRECIATE THE THE FIGURE AND FORGET THE INTERIOR THIS YES AND OF SUPER IMPORTANCIA FOR A RELATIONSHIP HAVE EXITO. HOWEVER I WILL BE ABLE TO ADVANCE SOMETHING OR BE I AM VERY OPTIMISTIC, BUT RACIONALISTA AND CALCULATING. The WORD NAO HABITUALLY NAO IS PART OF MY one DICIONARIO. MUCH MORE HA FOR SAY BUT THAT AS TIME TAMBEMVAIS UNCOVER. I FINISH SAYING THAT A MAIN MY DOS MOTTOES AND THAT I HAVE ALWAYS IN LIE AND THAT WANT AND BE ABLE TO AND I BELIEVE DAILY THAT THE DREAM AND TO REALIZACAO PROGRESSIVE OF A DREAM. HELLO FUTURE FRIENDS OR MY SWEET LOVE, I GO IN LONDON, WHERE PLOWS YOU?

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Professional, sporty, creative minded Alfa male !! Genuine, kind - magnetic Allot of fun ...

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Contact me, it'll be fun

Cool an very good character

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I work in uk, for different companies during day, creative at night. Love arts and to dance. Very drawn to exploring new horizons. Travel. Am a country boy living in the city.

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I am very honest,serious,trustworthy,sincere.a little fussy,organized,clean

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I find only a special person. But first always a good friendship. Ja I led a lot beating.

I am an atractive man, with confident attitude, hard worker, very passionate about life, friendly, Funny some times but a very serious person. I like travelling, jokes, sports, etc....

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Hi !!! my name is Craig :D My three most obvious traits are; a great sense of fun and adventure, a big heart and good moral fibre. 3 years ago I become a christian. Life is better with God :D